“When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.”― Steven Wright
It probably doesn’t matter that much what to do now. It’s not as if mom went to bed without knowing the tardy one was not there. Just lay down, get some sleep, hope that mom doesn’t figure how late, and hope and pray for the best.
MichaelAxelFleming 9 days ago
“When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.”― Steven Wright
ꜝ 9 days ago
creepy
boniface22 9 days ago
Brilliant!
Doug K 9 days ago
It probably doesn’t matter that much what to do now. It’s not as if mom went to bed without knowing the tardy one was not there. Just lay down, get some sleep, hope that mom doesn’t figure how late, and hope and pray for the best.
phritzg Premium Member 8 days ago
If her mommy wakes up, just tell her you’re up extra early so you can serve her breakfast in bed.
TMMILLER Premium Member 8 days ago
I never worried about how late I stayed out, or early I came home. The back door was in my bedroom. In and out, no one knew.
Znox11 8 days ago
I think wetting the bed might be a bigger issue.
ComicLover2 Premium Member 8 days ago
Very funny!
sneezykevina 8 days ago
I really needed this laugh today!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 days ago
She knows that Mom’s always Russian to judgment.
Mike Baldwin creator 8 days ago
She has a way of getting under your skin.
owlsandy Premium Member 8 days ago
This was really funny!
chief tommy 8 days ago
Mark how do you explain your obsession with nesting dolls
samsoltan_48323 8 days ago
“‘Matryoshka, l’m home!”
Stephen Gilberg 8 days ago
One-panel cartoonists will never run out of matryoshka gags.
tghllama 8 days ago
Betcha Ninja Sloth could get her in there undetected
Shikamoo Premium Member 8 days ago
Mom knows she needs to let her inber child out sometimes.