Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 14, 2024

  1.  bored 2 death
    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    preferred by a preponderance of perjuring püssy cats

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    Does Mr. Parisi have cats?

     •  Reply
  3. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  3 months ago

    Why of course. Me is always starving too.

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    Scorpio Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lol – Fake Mews.

     •  Reply
  5. Avatar2
    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Orange Lies Matter!

     •  Reply
  6. Fox picture avatar  2
    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Today’s comic strip has been brought to you by Mark Purrisi.

     •  Reply
  7. Huckandfish
    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    .. gobble .. choff .. glorp .. munch .. WHAT FOOD?

     •  Reply
  8. Snoopy
    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    Why a daily deception?

     •  Reply
  9. Screenshot 20231128 222147 samsung internet
    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Too much lying and eating will give you AFib.

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    azazelcrowley1 Premium Member 2 months ago

    I hope they come out with a brand for my dog.

     •  Reply
  11. Daffy duck   freakout   icon
    sperry532  2 months ago

    “Fake Mews”!!! Perfect!

     •  Reply
  12. Reflections animation120
    zxcar1  2 months ago

    “Only nine lies? Trump has you beat by a mile.”

     •  Reply
  13. Missing large
    zenyattafan  2 months ago

    My calico cat is morbidly obese. Every time I sit down to my desktop, she starts wailing as if she’s afraid I’ll become so absorbed in what I’m reading that I’ll forget to feed her. The only way I can shut her up is to give her some food.

     •  Reply
  14. Missing large
    Katzi428  2 months ago

    When my cat Oliver is meowing like he’s hungry, I go to look in his bowl. If it’s full, I tell him “FAKE MEWS!!”

     •  Reply
  15. Mountain lynx
    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Cats always think they are starving.

     •  Reply
  16. Snoopy
    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    Trump cat food?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Off the Mark