Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 18, 2024

Don’t be a potty peeper.

you are where nightmares are made

About to discover the four S’s:

Strange Sights, Sounds & Smells !

Beware of the fecal plume!

Let’s hope the guy uses the toilet paper, instead of…OhNoNoNoNoNoNo….

Did the elf witness who hung the toilet paper roll the wrong way?

He who stand on toilet get high on pot.

Just a little push forwards.

easier to draw that way?

if it wouldn’t clog the drain I’d say flush the elf

The elf is about to see more than he ever bargained for!

Toilet paper roll is on backward.

Better to be a Elf on the shelf than to be the Tidy Bowl man. Better to be p1ssed off than on.

Hank on the tank; Troll on the bowl; looking ‘dapper’ on the crapper; Sprite full of sh*te

Times up Elf! You really don’t wanna be there…

Just hold your little nose while he’s in there, and for an hour after.

Talk about bad day at the office.

Best place for a Sh!tty marketing gimmick.

aww, crap!

“I hate this elfin’ job!”

Presented for your approval. Marty the elf escapes the North Pole only to enter … the Toilet Zone.

Thank God that the lid was still on. I thought the elf was upper-decking!

Nowadays I ditch the newspaper and bring in the iPad

The weakness of observation rarely overcomes the power of suggestion.

It’s possibly a Kohler tank from Oakland University with zero possibilities, but clearly not a Tiger tank from Detroit nor a Leopard tank from HGTV.

He got invited to the Christmas potty.

He only has to stay there for a couple of full moons.