One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for September 17, 2018

God, I hate those things. It reminds me of the cows back on the farm.

They should be called SNOT RINGS

Ruthie, I do not like nose rings either. Plus other piercing on the face.

The worst are the nose studs; don’t they realize it just looks like a shiny zit?

You wonder what these people will look like when they’re 65 with all those piercing and some with tattoos.

I am old. I totally agree with Ruthie

Ruthie, don’t worry she is a slow learner and just hasn’t learned all of her body parts yet.

I’ve always thought they look like big old boogers hanging out of their noses.

I was going to cue the “All these young whippersnappers…” troll comment, but I see you folks beat me to it. Good job!

As an attempt at humor I have told several people with nose rings “you have something hanging out of your nose”. They usually put their fingers up to their noses, eventually realize what am doing, then say “not funny”.

On a somewhat related note, I have never been with a woman with a nose-ring but I have been with a woman with a tongue-stud. Worst breath, ever.

Ruthie -it is an aid to help her not pick her nose cause she forgets – it’s what I tell my grandsons

You can’t get to the truth unless you go through Ruth(ie)