Yes, it is Nick!
This is why stretch fabric was invented.
Watch what you eat…I watch what I eat…I watch it go in my mouth…
It’s not terrible, just annoying as he double hockey sticks.
Nick we older folks are in that same boat. Pluggers!
I bought a stretch belt yesterday on sale. Lately everyday is “Black Friday”.
Very good
Whoo! (Just blowin’ the dust off that one… ☺)
An old joke, but still funny!
That goes along with they saying, “time wounds all heels”.
For readers who don’t get this, it is a play on words of the slogan of the United N e g r o College Fund “A mind is a terrible thing to waste” that ran profusely on TV ads in the 1970s.
Not an original joke.
…groooaan…last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!
Someday, someone will invent a pill that will make you taller until you reach your ideal body mass index. Someday, we will all be GIANTS! :)
One of my favorite lines
I live with weight issues past 40 years, does not get any better, though lost 17 pounds very hard way. Then gained 4 more.
Gizmo Cat 12 months ago
Yes, it is Nick!
dlkrueger33 12 months ago
This is why stretch fabric was invented.
jagedlo 12 months ago
Watch what you eat…I watch what I eat…I watch it go in my mouth…
bryce.gear 12 months ago
It’s not terrible, just annoying as he double hockey sticks.
flemmingo 12 months ago
Nick we older folks are in that same boat. Pluggers!
walstib Premium Member 12 months ago
I bought a stretch belt yesterday on sale. Lately everyday is “Black Friday”.
Michael Snellings Premium Member 12 months ago
Very good
ChessPirate 12 months ago
Whoo! (Just blowin’ the dust off that one… ☺)
Bubba_Boo Premium Member 12 months ago
An old joke, but still funny!
Uncle $crooge 12 months ago
That goes along with they saying, “time wounds all heels”.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 12 months ago
For readers who don’t get this, it is a play on words of the slogan of the United N e g r o College Fund “A mind is a terrible thing to waste” that ran profusely on TV ads in the 1970s.
Mopman 12 months ago
Not an original joke.
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
…groooaan…last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Someday, someone will invent a pill that will make you taller until you reach your ideal body mass index. Someday, we will all be GIANTS! :)
PaulGoes 12 months ago
One of my favorite lines
kab2rb 12 months ago
I live with weight issues past 40 years, does not get any better, though lost 17 pounds very hard way. Then gained 4 more.