Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 26, 1996
Transcript:
We're back... This is Dr. Vlad Raptor, your ninja therapist. Don't forget to pick up my new best-selling 10 moronic things people do to annoy me and how could you do that to me? Dr. Vlad... A collar with a vexing facial tic on line 3. Dr. Vlad, I have a problem... I'm hurt. You obviously haven't read my book. Number 1: he's really annoyed by people who whine to him about their problems. Callers can be so insensitive. 10 moronic things people do to annoy me