Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 27, 1996
Transcript:
Dr. Vlad, I can't seem to sustain a relationship. What's wrong with me? You're a whiny, worthless piece of beetle dung. Wh... What? C'mon, look in the mirror... What do you see? An attractive, caring, sensitive individual with plenty to offer. Like, for instance, the odor of day-old cornflakes? Mildew can be very alluring!!! Denial ain't no river in Egypt, bud.
Wish I could multitask like that.