Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 05, 2005
Transcript:
"...Homeland security now reports the "terror turtle" may be packing a dirty bomb!" "Don't you understand? I'm standing in the middle of the road to symbolically show everyone that we can come together..." "No left... No right... Only center... I... just wanted to stop the screaming." "Ok! Let's take him out!!" "What are you doing?" "Temporary insanity... I suddenly have this overflowing urge to protect you." "Don't shoot! I think I'm a virgin!"
At least he’s finally actually in the middle of the road again.