Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 26, 2014
Transcript:
verne: you're jealous of rocket raccoon! RJ: Ridiculous! what do I have to be jealous of? Verne: A $94 million opening weekend...a fleshed-out character with real pathos...bradley cooper's voice. hammy: A tree for a friend. rj: I taught him everything he knows! this is how he repays me?? RJ: Sandra bullock's enver going to send me another valentine, is she? verne: There, there. she's moved on, and so should you. hammy: Dance like nobody's watching!
Apparently not everything. Rocket is really skinny.