Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 03, 2015
September 02, 2015
September 04, 2015
Transcript:
rj: hammy has professed a preference for dating shrubbery. verne: This surprises you? RJ: No. it's just that now I won't have anyone to double date with. verne: you're dating? Rj: I'm in more of the early pre planning stages. verne: You haven't asked anyone out yet, have you? RJ: And risk rejection?? no sir-ee-bob! They're asking me out! verne: That explains the waiting line.
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Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
I live for the rejection. I’m usually too stunned when a girl says “yes” to know what to say next. “Oh, aaaahhh, yeah, see I was really planning on watching Netflix and downing a pint of Ben and Jerry’s. Besides I’m sort of broke right now. Any chance you could change your mind?”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Why didn’t I think of that?
juicebruce over 9 years ago
RJ good luck on your vision quest :-)
lady lar over 9 years ago
(sing along if you’re old enough to remember..) “..and he had, hi i i gh hopes, he had hi i igh hopes. He had high apple pie in the sky i i hopes…”
Jim Crigler over 9 years ago
I haven’t read “No Sir-ee-bob” since Pogo was active.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
lady larNot only old enough, I also remember it was used as JFK’s campaign song – back when they had such things.
URL over 9 years ago
That image of the velvet ropes. Well said. RJ though would find his smitten groupies packed in tighter than a train station in Hungary if this were in the real world. We are all refugees looking for a leader, no matter how bold-smart aleck and bandit-eyed.