I remember reading an Archie comic back in the 60’s where they were exploring the future. In the malt shop, they were standing around in odd poses listening to music with just their eyes moving. They called it attitude dancing.
AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It watches us, has watched for EONS! It LUSTS for your tender SOULS! And that PITILESS lust is NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Clench meetings! Yes! fetid! Nhee Ghee, evil joker of the gods, sucks Norm souls like CANDY and KILLS and worse than kills, it is coming EVER FASTER! So TAKE it! You’ll WISH you were dead when those CLAWS grab your soul! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the very image of the free Dobbshead is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. PRAISE BOB! Pinks and raccoons have no Slack!
Doug K over 2 years ago
It’s all in the eyes.
juicebruce over 2 years ago
The Who " Won’t Get Fooled Again " playing in the background :-)
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
I remember reading an Archie comic back in the 60’s where they were exploring the future. In the malt shop, they were standing around in odd poses listening to music with just their eyes moving. They called it attitude dancing.
mikeszeller Premium Member over 2 years ago
Snackalope would also work
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
If RJ gets into NFTs, I’m so outta here.
Bocephus over 2 years ago
Verne is a fan of The Who
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago
And he can now eat Donettes instead of Twinkies. Donettes contain caffeine and will get him energized to slack off.
epaphus8 over 2 years ago
It’s not a “scam”—it’s a “business plan.”
Hammurabi.Wolfe over 2 years ago
AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It watches us, has watched for EONS! It LUSTS for your tender SOULS! And that PITILESS lust is NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Clench meetings! Yes! fetid! Nhee Ghee, evil joker of the gods, sucks Norm souls like CANDY and KILLS and worse than kills, it is coming EVER FASTER! So TAKE it! You’ll WISH you were dead when those CLAWS grab your soul! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the very image of the free Dobbshead is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. PRAISE BOB! Pinks and raccoons have no Slack!
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Anteloaf
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think Berke Breathed’s Bassalope character is better.
Remy18 over 2 years ago
if his nfts are cryptopunks he could make a LOT of money! One recently sold for $23.7 Milion.
Remy18 over 2 years ago
Someone photoshopped out the strings in the “bored” panel
Remy18 over 2 years ago
Hmm, what happened top the strings in the “bored” pics???
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Here in Nebraska we have Jackalopes, RJ come on out and we will set you up! No charge, satisfaction guaranteed! Trump approved!