Back when boxes wine first came out, it came in boxes around 1.75 or 2 liters, if I remember right — except in Louisiana, where they were 3 liters. And, all alcohol was sold in the grocery stores. And, my friend observed a man drinking a Coke in a bar being told by an off-duty cop: go ahead, have another beer! We’re not ticketing anyone tonight.
quonk999 16 days ago
She needs to take the bag out of the box. You can get at least one more glass out of it that way.
I speak from experience.
GreasyOldTam 16 days ago
Him: “Hon, that’s it til the next trip to Costco.”
Her: “Why are you still standing here? Get in the car.”
Yakety Sax 16 days ago
Slapping only works on tv remotes anyway.
Ermine Notyours 16 days ago
You could take out the bag and breathe the vapors.
Gina Carson 16 days ago
She also likes being spanked and calls him “Daddy.”
Ellis97 16 days ago
Well let’s just say that Wine-Box Lady ain’t the best example of mankind.
Hammurabi.Wolfe 16 days ago
with this summer’s weather, I certainly could purchase my Pinot Grigio or Sauvignon Blanc by tanker wagon.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 16 days ago
That reminds me I need to go to Costco and get more Wine
FassEddie 16 days ago
“We will sell no wine before the label dries.”
Solarbear Premium Member 16 days ago
Back when boxes wine first came out, it came in boxes around 1.75 or 2 liters, if I remember right — except in Louisiana, where they were 3 liters. And, all alcohol was sold in the grocery stores. And, my friend observed a man drinking a Coke in a bar being told by an off-duty cop: go ahead, have another beer! We’re not ticketing anyone tonight.
Richard Perry 16 days ago
Spank that monkey!
WineStar Premium Member 16 days ago
Everyone knows that you pull the bag out of the box & squeeze it! More effective than spanking.
miztrniceguy 16 days ago
I expected it to have been said by now. I’m disappointed. Oh here goes:“Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang!”
eddi-TBH 16 days ago
Rip open the box, pierce the plastic liner and suck away like a wino vampire.