Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for October 16, 2024

And we’re all thankful for that.

She got a text.

Air gun…

College baseball player?

But if her gun fires photon torpedoes, it might sound like that.

She’s a golfer.

Now, wait a minute, Chuck…ladies often use Derringers.

That’s sexist, you know.

Now it’s “pew pew pew.” (Star Wars -inspired sound effects)

Maybe if she wore a cowgirl hat.

I never let my kids play with toy guns when they were growing up. When they were old enough I they learned a gun was not a toy and how to shoot. When they were in the military they both earned the expert marksman medal. They are both out of the military and strangely nether of them own a gun.

Ricochet

They won’t be allowed to play in the No Fun League at this rate.

I don’t carry a gun. I can’t imagine how many men I would have killed if I did.

All of this talk about not being cut out for things reminds me of the democrat nominee…

Maybe she thought it was a peashooter.