Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 12, 1974

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty and Lucy stand at the wall. Lucy says, "The secret to love is removal of the competition."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "That's all there is to it . . . Remove the competition, and the other person will love you!"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "I threw Schroeder's piano down the sewer . . . Now it's just a matter of time until he loves me . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy frowns and says, "Like maybe five-hundred years!"<BR><BR>