Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 15, 1980

Transcript:

Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy leans against the piano and says, "What if I told you that you had to choose between your piano and me?"<BR><BR> Schroeder replies, "That wouldn't be difficult."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "But I've never asked you to choose, have I?"<BR><BR> Schroeder says, "No, I guess you haven't." Lucy lies down and gasps.<BR><BR>