Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 22, 2022

you scurvy dog you

orange you glad he didn’t say banana (nose)?

Orange you glad you did it.

Hope Snoopy peeled it first.

Snoopy is on the naughty list.

Now he’s gone and hurt poor Woodstock’s peelings, er feelings!

That’s ok! Woodstock and his friends are eating out of your dog dish while the kid is distracting you.

Hey Charlie if you are really concerned about making Woodstock happy why don’t YOU put something in his stocking? Like say an apple with a worm in it. I hear birds really like to find worms in apples. (For some reason you rarely find a worm in an orange. Maybe they are too sweet.)

Orange you glad you’re a stupid beagle?

Snoopy, really?

I’d put a seedbell in his stocking if I were you.

An orange in a Christmas stocking?

The orange in the toe of the stocking was expected … but this is Florida in the 1970s, so …

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/charlie-brown-character-according-zodiac-222312674.html

The Count is Freida Rich and OMGosh, it fits. The description, not the gender.

Orange you feeling quite silly now, snoopy?

An orange would be a bad idea. When you take the orange out of Woodstocks stocking the tree would spring back and just his nest into the next county. A marshmallow would be a better thing to put in Woodstocks stocking.

My mom always used to put oranges in the toes of our Xmas stockings.

Aww, seeds then!

Gasp‼️ Your job, should you decide to accept it, is to replace the orange in Woodstock’s stocking‼️

Oranges are what kids used to get…ask me…I know!

Maybe not so good an idea; an orange is a symbol of death in the Godfather movies.

And Woodstock ate the beef jerky that was meant for Snoopy so we’ll call it even.

It’s okay Snoopy. Woodstock loves pistachio nuts so just put some in his little stocking.

Keep safe and warm everyone end enjoy sweet holidays with those you love.

The thought doesn’t count if you eat the gift.

Maybe a whole package of great ideas next time?

My mom always had to get an orange for my stocking, even when I was an adult. I Still put an orange in my stocking every year to honor and remember her.

Oh, Snoopy! You didn’t!!!