Take it from an old kid caddy. You might get to drive the golf cart, but your pay will take a hit to pay for the cart. I drove the cart once, but got no pay. But, that was OK since that was my first electric car(t). What fun.
Bowling is far superior to golf. I’ve never been sunburned in the bowling alleyI’ve never been rained on in the bowling alleyI’ve never had to chase a bowling ballI’ve never lost a bowling ballI’ve never needed an electric cart at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the potty at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the snack bar at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the bar bar at the bowling alleyA bowling ball, bag and shoes are far more affordable than golf clubs, bag and shoesBowling is scored like a REAL game — high score wins
mccollunsky 25 days ago
At least she didn’t think she’d be driving a Cadillac.
knutdl 25 days ago
Golf is a classy sport.
carlsonbob 25 days ago
Not sure I’d trust Patty driving the cart!
PaulAbbott2 25 days ago
New arc starts today
loreleianothername 25 days ago
kinda works- Peppermint Patty Caddy!well, in North American twang, it does
littlejohn Premium Member 25 days ago
Why don’t golfers drive Buicks?
Because their Caddies are getting the job done.
littlejohn Premium Member 25 days ago
Why did the wealthy golfer bring his chauffer on the course?
His caddy said he needed a driver.
littlejohn Premium Member 25 days ago
Golfing with my dad today…
… His drive went straight into the woods, bounced off a tree limb, and ended up right in the middle of the fairway.
I said, “Nice bounce.”
He said, “Nah, that was my Irish caddy: Rick O’Shea.”
therese_callahan2002 25 days ago
They also run into unfriendly gophers.
Decepticomic 25 days ago
If only. And imagine if there was an entire Mario Kart track between each hole.
Ellis97 25 days ago
Golf carts are fun to ride.
Darryl Heine 25 days ago
Carry, caddy, let’s call the whole thing off.
F-Flash 25 days ago
Don’t look now, but I think PP may be 1 club short of a set.
nsr60 25 days ago
I like the one about the frustrated golfer who said, “You must be the world’s worst caddy!” and was told, “No, that would be too great a coincidence.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 25 days ago
Designated driver, most likely.
preacherman Premium Member 25 days ago
Take it from an old kid caddy. You might get to drive the golf cart, but your pay will take a hit to pay for the cart. I drove the cart once, but got no pay. But, that was OK since that was my first electric car(t). What fun.
mindjob 25 days ago
She can’t even drive roller skates yet
dcdete. 25 days ago
Of course every self respecting caddie drives a Cadillac. No golf carts made by Ford or Dodge are allowed on the course.
A.Ficionada 25 days ago
Given how sporty she is, I think Patty would like this if she can carry that bag!
ladykat 25 days ago
No, Patty, it’s a little more involved than that.
eced52 25 days ago
Can you drive?
MRBLUESKY529 25 days ago
Why did the golfer change his socks? Because he got a hole in one. Since we’re doing golf jokes……
'IndyMan' 25 days ago
Patti, at you age there is NO WAY you would be allowed to drive the cart ! ! !
ahnk_2000 25 days ago
The caddy runs behind the cart. The members ride. Voice of experience.
EXCALABUR 25 days ago
You would have an issue reaching the pedals
fourteenpeeves 25 days ago
Miniature golf for miniature athletes.
Caddies don’t crack peanut shells while somebody’s making a shot
John Jorgensen 25 days ago
You’re thinking of a cabby, Pep.
razzledazzle295 25 days ago
Sorry, to break it to you Patty,but…
markkahler52 25 days ago
You can caddy for Snoopy…butcha gotta be patient….
markkahler52 25 days ago
…And Quiet!
anncorr339 24 days ago
Wrong you carry the golf clubs
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 24 days ago
I use to caddy at a country club golf course. As far as I could tell the golfers mostly paid for caddies so they could feel like they owned slaves.
WaywardWind 24 days ago
Bowling is far superior to golf. I’ve never been sunburned in the bowling alleyI’ve never been rained on in the bowling alleyI’ve never had to chase a bowling ballI’ve never lost a bowling ballI’ve never needed an electric cart at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the potty at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the snack bar at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the bar bar at the bowling alleyA bowling ball, bag and shoes are far more affordable than golf clubs, bag and shoesBowling is scored like a REAL game — high score wins
eddi-TBH 24 days ago
Nice try Patty. But I don’t think your feet can reach the pedals.