Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 07, 2024

Sally is a “cut” up.

Should have conditioned the audience first.

Sally workshopping some new material before she uses it on the playground.

Yes, Mam, are you sure it’s for sheep?

What form of speech is “sort of”, and would the sentence mean the same without it? Just wondering.

Live free, vote Harris.

Interesting. Most of the references to Mr. Brown involve him being Charlie Brown’s father. He would stop in at the barbershop. This is one of the few instances where Sally acknowledges that her father is a barber.

Now, Sally, you know that school is meant to be a miserable joyless chore.

Such cutting remarks, I rather pointedly observe….

Oh Sally, you’re so punny

No puns or any form of comedy are allowed in the classroom.

As 1977 dailies resume, it would be shear delight to work for Great Clips, Supercuts, or Sport Clips.

If she overcharged would it be a clip joint? Asking for a friend.

Just don’t try to be a comedienne, Sally.

‘Mitzi McCall’ you ain’t ! ! !

Shear Delight is a great name for a salon. Sally may be on to something

Barber jokes are always a cut above.

I took a public speaking class in HS and we were required to give the teacher the first sentence or two of our speech before we went up to give it. I was giving a talk on how to play backgammon, and the sentences I gave the teacher were, “I’m going to show you the second most popular indoor activity in the world. I’d show the first, but I’d probably be arrested.”

He read my lines just as I was starting to say them and he just put his head down on the desk and started laughing.

Thank you Sally, I’m sure it was well received.

I think barbers tend toward being singers, rather than comedians.

Yes, mam, I guess it would be for sheep, but that’s not a baaaad thing.

Tip the wait staff, I’ll be here till Saturday ! ;-)

LOL :)

So, Sally, you want to make a career out of getting in our hair? d;o)

Good one, Sally … :D

What a joke

Has your Dad taught you his bad jokes already?

Sally, if you want a beautician’s license, you need a high school diploma or a GED.

She obviously didn’t read what Sting indicated in his autobiography happens right after lunch to kids who have misbehaved. Talk about STING!

Charlie Brown has always been proud his dad is a barber,but this is the first time I’ve seen Sally mention it