Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2002
August 16, 2002
August 18, 2002
Transcript:
"I just read some of Walt Whitman's 'Leaves of Grass'." "How was it?" "Bad. It convinced me that poetry is a sham, like pro wrestling or diet plans that let you eat anything you want." "So THAT's why I'm still fat."
Cuddleman over 12 years ago
Duh!
PBS1! over 4 years ago
The best jokes are the ones you never see coming.
Darth Revan II about 4 years ago
Pig, you’re still fat because you didn’t actually do anything.
ILoveMyDucks over 3 years ago
Right now I’m on a sea food diet. I see food, I eat it.
alantain about 1 month ago
That’s why I’d rather be underweight. I’m actually on a “eat anything you want” diet!