Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 05, 2003
Transcript:
"Paper or plastic?" "Check." "Bob's Grocery Mart." "You have to pick." "Check." "Check what?" "I'm paying with a check." "Who cares?" "Not me. You're the one that keeps asking." "Because you're not answering." "I AM answering...I don't have cash and I don't have a credit card." "So what?!" "So....no paper...no plastic..." "You stupid pig!! I'm not asking you how you're paying!! I'm asking you what you want your groceries in!!!" "A bag."
Ummm checks are paper sooooo