Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 05, 2003
Transcript:
"Paper or plastic?" "Check." "Bob's Grocery Mart." "You have to pick." "Check." "Check what?" "I'm paying with a check." "Who cares?" "Not me. You're the one that keeps asking." "Because you're not answering." "I AM answering...I don't have cash and I don't have a credit card." "So what?!" "So....no paper...no plastic..." "You stupid pig!! I'm not asking you how you're paying!! I'm asking you what you want your groceries in!!!" "A bag."
draconic lady over 12 years ago
Wish I could say that to some customers: “Who cares.”
gooddba about 12 years ago
Pig is right!
KZ71 over 10 years ago
That’s a new take on the whole “paper or plastic” argument… personally, I don’t freaking care.
RobinRBruceJr. almost 7 years ago
Ummm checks are paper sooooo
alantain over 1 year ago
Now they ask if you brought a reuseable bag. And you have to pack it yourself.
76noos 3 months ago
Would it hurt to just ask, “Would you like a paper or plastic bag?”