Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 26, 2003

Transcript:

"Hobart, the miniature train engineer." "Listen, Hobart, I know you just lost your job, but I'm afraid I have more bad news." "What is it?" "I'm seeing someone else." "You're cheating on me?? Holy @#&*!!!! How could my life get any worse?!?" "Kiss me, gorgeous." "Hold on. I think I stepped on a grape."