Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2003
Transcript:
"Hobart, the miniature train engineer." "You can't just kick me out, Lydia...I'm still your husband." "Well, you can't stay here...My boyfriend Phil is moving in." "Listen, I'll take part of the house, and you take part of the house...We won't even SEE each other." "I'd complain, but I'm afraid she'll hit 'defrost.'"
What an @##%*!% he has for a wife. She said his was their only income, so he bought the house, and now she is taking it once he’s unemployed and being cheated on.