Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 06, 2003
April 05, 2003
April 07, 2003
Transcript:
"I can't sleep." "PING PING PING PING PING." "Oh, great. The Anxieteers...Just like clockwork. What's it tonight, guys?" "You're going blind!" "You're going broke." "Heart attack coming." "Everyone's cheating on you." "You'll get sued." "CANCER!!DEBT!!ACCIDENT!!!KILLED!!WAR!!!TERROR!!HELL!!!!BETRAYAL!!!BAD!!BAD!!!...WORSE!!WORSE!!" "YOU'RE GONNAFAILFAILFAIL....FAIL..." "...Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep at all..." "Score! Yes. Yea! Woohoo! Yessss." "See you guys tomorrow." "G'nite, Charlie." "G'nite, Herb." "...It'll be okay." "Smack!!" "*SIGH*"
Anyone ever notice how people only say “no offense” when they’re being offensive?