Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2003
April 19, 2003
April 21, 2003
Transcript:
"Salmon Spawning School." "Gentlemen, there are a number of things you'll need to remember for your trip up river." "First, watch for seals...They're trying to kill you." "Second, watch for bears...They're trying to kill you." "Third, watch for fishermen...They're trying to kill you." "Yes, Josh?" "Heh heh...And...uh...What happens if we avoid all that?" "Well, if you avoid all that, and make it up river, then you'll get to spawn." "Woo hoo!!" "PARTAY PARTAY!" "Hey Ladiees." "WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!" "Heh heh heh...And then what?...We just keep partying??..." "Actually, Fred, you become hideously deformed and die." "Okay, no that's a buzz killer."
