Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2003
Transcript:
"Pig just left for his new job at the poultry company." "What's he gonna be doing?" "Promotions, I think." "That's great. Maybe having a job will finally give him a little dignity and self-esteem." "BUS STOP" "You missed your bus again, Mister Happy Egg." "I gotta punch eye-holes in this thing."
Pig, you need eyeholes. There’s no “probably” about it.