Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2003
May 08, 2003
May 10, 2003
Transcript:
"Dear Olympic Committee, Like all right-thinking men, I find women's figure-skating boring...Thus, I have a suggestion." "Hire some N.H.L. enforcers and hide them outside the rink...At random moments, have them jump out and pop some of those ice queens into the boards." "P.S. This may affect scoring."
Sounds kind of like full contact golf.