Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2003
Transcript:
"You still having trouble coming up with ideas for your short story?" "Leave me alone, you dumb pig." "Well, I thought I'd help you out, so I brought along my buddy, Moose...Smack him, Moose!!" "Pow!!" "...I said I was waiting for the MUSE to strike..." "He wants another Moose!!"
Rat gets his comeuppance!