Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 12, 2003
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Transcript:
"I am the philosopher king. Ask me a question." "Why must innocent, thoughtful zebras suffer at the hands of brutal, stupid lions?" "They run faster."
Lions only catch their prey 15% of the time and have a wide verity of food souses. This plus the size of a single pride’s territory means that Zebra probably looses about ten relatives a year, not whole heard. (The ten relatives thing is speculation, but you know what I mean)