Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2003

Transcript:

"This is getting ridiculous...They're picking teams and they've chosen inanimate objects and now dead people over you." "Sonny Bono." "Lenny Bruce." "Pope Pius IX." "Yeah, but it looks like they've run out of dead people, so they have no choice but to pick me now..." "...Cabernet Sauvignon." "Pinot Noir." "Types of wine...Let's go home.."