Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 16, 2003
Transcript:
"Where's Pig's bedroom door?" "We sealed it up...according to the principles of feng shui, that door was in the wrong place." "What is feng shui?" "It's where you align your whole house in such a way that it's in harmony with nature and the spirits." "What does Pig think?" "I'd like a door." "Pipe down in there."
For the love of god, Montressor!