Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2003

Transcript:

"...So to align his house with feng shui principles, Rat sealed Pig's door and trapped him in his bedroom?" "Yeah, and now Rat's selling his services as a feng shui expert to others." "But does he really understand feng shui?" "...And get rid of the tall piece in the corner...it's giving off a terrible energy." "That's my husband." "Good...we won't need movers."