Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2003
Transcript:
"The Adventures of Detective Bob by Rat" "Detective Bob received a telephone call from his old friend, Sherlock Holmes." "'I need your help,' said Sherlock...' It's the case of hooded bandit.' 'Tell me more,' said Bob." "Type type type" "'He wears a bedsheet over his head,' said Sherlock...'We haven't a clue who he is.'" "Type type type" "'The solution is elementary, Sherlock. Simply examine the beds of all the townsfolk. The bed of the criminal will have a distinctive feature.'" "Type type type" "'A distinctive feature?' asked Sherlock...'What could that be?'" "Type type type" "'No sheet, Sherlock.'" "Type type type"
Yup, I think he likes to skate close to the edge. Note the later addition of an overzealous censor.