Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 03, 2003
November 02, 2003
November 04, 2003
Transcript:
"Rat got a new job, but he doesn't like it, because they won't let employees go on the Internet." "How do they monitor that?" "Well, in extreme cases, where employees try to view adult sites, there's an inkbag attached to their monitor that explodes." "Wow...that would deter anyone." "...Leaky pen."
Speaking as someone who works as a systems engineer and who spends nine-tenths of my time hunting down viruses from adult sites accessed by employees, I’d endorse this system. ::own ink pack on monitor explodes:: Uh…never mind.