Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2003

Transcript:

"Sir, even since you installed ink bags that explode when an employee views adult Internet sites, every male employee has been covered in ink." "I realize that." "Well, as one of your female employees, I must say that this constant reminder of male proclivities is creating a very hostile environment." "Rest assured, Kim...we're taking this very seriously." "My name's Doris." "Sorry...I didn't recognize your voice."