Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2003
November 05, 2003
November 07, 2003
Transcript:
"What are you doing?"
"Writing my will."
"Why?"
"Because I got tested for a bunch of fatal diseases and the doctor said the results were negative."
"That's good."
"And to the heartless Rat, I bequeath nothing."
Negative means you have nothing, but smart move on not giving anything to Rat.