Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2004
May 20, 2004
May 22, 2004
Transcript:
"Excuse me, but what is that you're holding?" "It's my 'mallet o' understanding.' If we don't see eye-to-eye, I'm gonna smash you." "Well, if that's your attitude, I'll smash you before you can smash me." "Snap! Clock!" "I would now like to quote from the teachings of Gandhi."
Goat should have smashed him…. I could go for something funny.