Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2004

Transcript:

"Excuse me, but what is that you're holding?" "It's my 'mallet o' understanding.' If we don't see eye-to-eye, I'm gonna smash you." "Well, if that's your attitude, I'll smash you before you can smash me." "Snap! Clock!" "I would now like to quote from the teachings of Gandhi."