Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2004
June 14, 2004
June 16, 2004
Transcript:
"I'm sorry, but did I just hear you two saying you've both dated Ms. Bootyworth?" "Yeah... Why?" "Because she's dating my cousin Larry, the oregano bottle." "Dude... I've worked this table with you for two months and you don' have the courtesy to tell me that the woman who broke my heart is dating your cousin?? Who else is she dating??" "Yo, bro... We should talk." "Whoa, dawg... You, too?" "Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!!" "Yo... Larry? ...About the wedding..."
At least the relish isn’t involved.