Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2004
October 10, 2004
October 12, 2004
Transcript:
"Alphonse, the needy porcupine, is at the door and he wants to talk to you. He says that due to the uncaring nature of you and others, he's going to do himself in tonight. This will be his last day on Earth and you will never, ever see him again." "Pipe down, Fatty... 'The real world Philadelphia' is on and it's turning out to be quite good. I'd rank it somewhere between the San Diego season and the Las Vegas season. Of course, nothing will ever top that Vegas season. It is now legendary." "Can you come back tomorrow?"
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