Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2005
Transcript:
"Happy b-day, Pig! I know how much you like trophies, but you can never win any, so I had one made for you." "Wow! I can't believe you remembered! How sweet! And look, you engraved it!" "..."To Pig, the biggest failure I know."" "...IT's the thought that counts."
I believe you mean smart clever evil pig