Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2005
March 29, 2005
March 31, 2005
Transcript:
"Hello?" "Hullo... These ees poleece. Beeg maggatude 11.8 eertcake comeen you way... Run out from door now and panic!! We serious!!!" "Okay, guys, three fthings... First, earthquakes aren't predictable... Second, even if they were, I really don't think emergency personnel would call recommending "panic"... And third, I can see one of your fat friends on my lawn..." "Larry, you fool!!!"
4th: 11.8? Seriously? The largest ones we see nowadays are 9.1s.