Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2005

Transcript:

"In other news, one inmate is on the run tonight after assaulting six of his guards in a daring escape from a maximum security facility in Modesto, California." "The inmate's move has puzzled authorities, who tell Channel Four News that he was scheduled for release on bail next Tuesday." "I get so darn impatient."