Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2005
September 26, 2005
September 28, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey, there, Zebra...Did you hear my antelope herd has started a program to try and redeem the crocodiles?" "No...How's it work?" "We send antelope missionaries to the crocs' homes who try to listen to the crocs' concerns and persuade them to turn away from their predatory ways." "And do the missionaries say it's working?" "Hard to gauge." "Why's that hard?" "They don't come back."
Old joke: “Please send more missionaries. The last ones were delicious”