Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2005
October 24, 2005
October 26, 2005
Transcript:
"Listen, Mr. wee bear, I think it's great you want to bring the country together, but I'm 74, and I can no longer play baseball." "But the country needs you, Willie Mays...You're a symbol of an era...you get back in centerfield." "I'm sorry, son." "Willie, PLEASE...I'm drowning in a sea of Sean Hannitys and James Carvilles and Ann Coulters and Al Frankens...I want to return to 1957 when this was one nation!" "When I couldn't eat in certain restaurants?" "Please, Willie...I'm busy glorifying the past."
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