Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2006
February 05, 2006
February 07, 2006
Transcript:
"What are you doing, Pig?" "Standing guard... I've been up three straight nights... You see, eleven years ago, I got into a terrible fight with a sea anemone, the details of which are too painful to recount, and this is the year he swore to get his revenge... ...I feel he is near." "Okay, dude... Your sad little cranium has morphed into a delusional funhouse... Get some sleep... Now." "Okay..." "At last."
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
OMG killer anemone!!
KZ71 over 10 years ago
“His” name is Annie May, remember?
Marathon Zack about 8 years ago
I suppose “the details of which are too painful to recount” is Pastis code for “I’m too lazy to think up an origin story.”