Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2006

Transcript:

"So this is your new dog?" "Yes... The dog o'abject despondency, an overempathetic dog who watched too much cable news and became paralyzed with despair." "So what are you gonna do?" "I shall introduce him to Dolores, the apathetic cat o'joy." "I am spared... 'Cuz I don't care." "She may be on to something."