Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2006
Transcript:
"Help, zeeba neighba, help!! Brudder Jimmy fall in well!!" "You pushed him. I saw you." "You hoped that I would leap down to save him. Then you'd all jump in and eat me. Well, it didn't work, and now your brother Jimmy is gonna suffocate at the bottom of a fifty-foot well..." "Sorry."
Make that twelve.