Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2006
Transcript:
"Why are you carrying around that mirror?" "Because life is filled with loudmouth, know-it-all idiots that depress me to no end. But now, when I am confronted by one, I can look in this mirror and be reminded that true greatness still exists." "That is the most unbelievably arrogant, asinine thing I've ever heard anyone say..."
I didn’t quite get the joke, either. (But I’m not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.)