Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2006

Transcript:

Danny Donkey was bored. "I am bored." Danny Donkey saw Katie Cow playing her Game Boy. "May I play with your gameboy?" "I'm playing with it, Danny Donkey." "Sharing is important," said Danny Donkey. "Sharing is good." "Okay, Danny Donkey. I will share." Danny Donkey grabbed the Game Boy and never came back. "This is the children's book you're writing?" "Yes. I show some bad behavior and use it to teach kids a moral." "Where's the moral?" "Last page." Never share. "You really shouldn't be writing children's books." "'Chapter Two: Why hitting is sometimes okay.'"